Oh my. A new look for the ol' blog eh? Aye, things are definitely changing around here. And though the change ain't a big one,it is a change nonetheless. I got sick of the old colours,this is the new look for summer/autumn '04! Anyway,the past few days have been days of exercise. I think my right arm currently qualifies as a replacement leg,should the need arise. It is that big....well,maybe not.I tend to exaggerate when it comes to matters of a physical nature. Hooray for mirrors when you need them....then again,I am in dire need of a tan.My skinny pale body is making me sick.
By the way, I was throwing a frisbee around with my wee brother the other day in the little patch of grass downstairs of my house.....and as we ran about, one of my neighbours was engaged in some manic piano-playing.....he/she couldn't decide if he/she wanted to play fast or slow....it was mental...I felt like I was in a musical about frisbees...the faster the piano was played,the faster and harder I ran and threw the frisbee.....I even came close to bursting into song a few times....how strange....ok,back to  the housework....yours sincerely,the house elf formerly known as tim.

Yesyes,it's been a long time. I know,but. But,I've been busy being lazy. It's not easy being lazy. Anyhoo,big,phat,massive apologies to my two bwoys ishwin and neelesh.....From this point onwards,everytime I attempt any sneaky online endeavours,I will let youse know..especially if your names are mentioned....aye,I'm talkin' bout this here wee blog....I didn't tell them abt its creation.Poor neelesh had to find out in a manner which shocked him. It was yet another shock for him. Worry not my man. I'll be letting you know  about my online virtual basement gimp very soon.

Played tennis last night for the first time in,what, 10 months?! It was dire to say the least. My right fore-arm and right hand hurt tae fook at the minute...still,it was very good exercise. My serve has improved somewhat and my back hand is still as bad...I can't wait to play again tomorrow.Oh joyous exercise!! I forgot to mention that playing tennis whilst trying to avoid getting bitten by mosquitoes is not an easy task! My legs are covered in bites....I look like such a sickly person too due to my pale skin....oh,i need some sun!

Wow,I've been back an entire month now....and I've not much to show for it...well,a beer belly which is coming along nicely and a bad complexion (the weather and the sinfully delicious oily food are to blame) to boot...in other words,I look like a sad,old git. This was made painfully clear to me yesterday when I almost passed out (or felt like I was going to) on the basketball court...I,clearly, am not in the best physical state....the past year has most definitely caught up with me. I feel breathless when I walk too fast or up a flight of stairs, I constantly feel tired and I also feel ashamed when I see younger,fitter people...hmmm...maybe I'm just normal....whatever it is,one thing is clear: there is certainly room for improvement where I'm concerned!!!!Wish me luck boys and girls....the make-over starts soon....