My colleague gave birth to a beautiful baby girl today and I found myself in Mothercare earlier tonight after work, buying baby clothes, muslin squares and "cuddle and dry robes" (among other things) for the first time ever. It just so happened that something in me decided to take stock of my life there and then (methinks it was the melodic lullabies for babes on the sound system that was the catalyst for sparking off this thought process). After the initial shock of realising (for the umpteenth time this year) that I am well and truly single (as I have been for years now so really, no surprises there), I started to think about the potential future and I must admit that I found it mildly disturbing (and yet, sadly amusing) when I realised that in a matter of years, if things go according to plan, this could be my own kid that I'm buying clothes for. First of all, I need to find a suitable mother for my kids though. Hahahaha.....the paternal instincts are beginning to stir. ARRRRRR......

Choonage:

How's Your Life (Original) - Tortured Soul