Not the most cheerful but here's the

Poem of the Day:

Walking Sticks

Look at them,
Them,
With their Wonderbra Breasts,
Skinny legs,
Rebonded hair.
Their 4-inch heels,
Tiny waists,
And skin so fair.
Why the mass conformity?
Did you lose your sense of individuality,
When you came into this world?
I want a new you.

Tim'06

Choonage: The Observatory - I Didn't See Her